Poor Vader—condemned to kneel atop your computer and watch as you touch yourself to internet porn day in and day out. But that is not even the ultimate indignity—he will say “What is thy bidding, my master?” when you reach out a sticky hand and tap his bobbling head. To bad he can’t fetch you more Kleenex.
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